I wish that I could grow up
and get a shitty job
I wish that I could get trapped
with bills that I can’t stop
Why should I be a pharmacist
And stay at home not get pissed
About shitty life descions
And my ever growing exes list
I wish that I could get stuck
In a marriage that completely sucks
With a hateful wife I love so dear
And a kid that hates me more each year
But I’m unfortunately single
Cursed to die alone in bliss
So happy with my ignorance.
I wish that could take my place
At the bottom of waiting list
Cuz I drink to much when I get pissed
About my shitty life and distant kids
And wife that just took all my shit
But nooooo
I’m afraid that’ll never happen
I’m afraid I’ll die alone
Smoking till my lungs collapse
With my face in my phone
To know all of this happiness
But only on my own
Cuz I’ve let so many people in
And seen so many chances blown
They ask me why I hate the world
Why don’t you leave your house
Cuz every person in this town
Is an oversized louse